Valentine’s Day
Celebrate Valentine’s Day with Big Laughs!
Saturday, 14 February 2026
Whether you’re planning a date night, celebrating with friends, or skipping romance altogether, The 99 Club is the perfect place for a fun, feel-good Valentine’s celebration. From intimate tables to group bookings at our award-winning shows, we’ll help you create a night worth remembering.
Our Valentine’s packages feature top TV comedians from Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You and more — plus great drinks, optional meal packages, and a buzzing atmosphere in the heart of London.
Voted Best London Comedy Club ten years in a row, we guarantee laughs, energy, and a night that beats flowers and chocolates every time.
Available Shows
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at The Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Hypothetical, Frankie Boyle's New World Order and Would I Lie To You? “Beautifully crafted, no-nonsense stand-up… Highly recommended” ★★★★ (The Sunday Times)
Eshaan Akbar
As seen and heard on Live At The Apollo, QI, Mock The Week & Sex Education, Spitting Image, Celebrity Mastermind, Just A Minute, The Now Show, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Comedy Central Live and The Last Leg. "A big talent in the making” ★★★★ (The Times) “A fine comic entertainer, an intelligent maker of points and a wealth of fascinating facts” ★★★★ (The Scotsman) “Genius stand-up comedy” (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)
Darren Harriott
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Hypothetical, 8 Out of 10 Cats & Would I Lie To You? “This very funny Brummie makes joke telling look simple" ★★★★ (The Times)
Darren Harriott
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Hypothetical, 8 Out of 10 Cats & Would I Lie To You? “This very funny Brummie makes joke telling look simple" ★★★★ (The Times)
Eshaan Akbar
As seen and heard on Live At The Apollo, QI, Mock The Week & Sex Education, Spitting Image, Celebrity Mastermind, Just A Minute, The Now Show, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Comedy Central Live and The Last Leg. "A big talent in the making” ★★★★ (The Times) “A fine comic entertainer, an intelligent maker of points and a wealth of fascinating facts” ★★★★ (The Scotsman) “Genius stand-up comedy” (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at The Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Hypothetical, Frankie Boyle's New World Order and Would I Lie To You? “Beautifully crafted, no-nonsense stand-up… Highly recommended” ★★★★ (The Sunday Times)
Our 2026 Valentine’s Day Packages!
Dinner & Show Package
Our most popular Valentine’s Day package — the complete night out
Comedy and dinner, ALL IN ONE PLACE!
Let us take care of everything: a welcome drink on arrival, a specially curated two-course dinner, dessert and a two-hour live comedy show featuring top TV comedians. Set within a beautifully decorated West End venue, this is Valentine’s Day done properly — effortless, memorable, and full of laughs.
Starting from £ 69 pp ( Including booking fee )
Comedy Only Package
This package is perfect for couples who believe laughter is the best love language. Skip the clichés and enjoy a fun, relaxed Valentine’s night out filled with big laughs, great drinks, and unforgettable stand-up in the heart of Central London.
Starting from: £ 24pp ( Including booking fee )
Make this Valentine’s Day one to remember with The 99 Club.
Whether you choose our dinner & show package or a comedy-only night out, expect big laughs, brilliant performers and an unforgettable evening in the heart of London. Valentine’s shows are extremely popular and tickets are limited — book early to avoid missing out.