Valentine’s Day
Celebrate Valentine’s Day with Big Laughs!
Saturday, 14 February 2026
Whether you’re planning a date night, celebrating with friends, or skipping romance altogether, The 99 Club is the perfect place for a fun, feel-good Valentine’s celebration. From intimate tables to group bookings at our award-winning shows, we’ll help you create a night worth remembering.
Our Valentine’s packages feature top TV comedians from Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You and more — plus great drinks, optional meal packages, and a buzzing atmosphere in the heart of London.
Voted Best London Comedy Club ten years in a row, we guarantee laughs, energy, and a night that beats flowers and chocolates every time.
Available Shows
Darren Harriott
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Hypothetical, 8 Out of 10 Cats & Would I Lie To You? “This very funny Brummie makes joke telling look simple" ★★★★ (The Times)
Michelle Shaughnessy
Brilliant Canadian comedian Michelle Shaughnessy’s debut album “You Know What You Did” hit number one on the iTunes comedy charts. As seen on Hulu, Prime and Netflix. “Smart, confident and effortlessly engaging” ★★★★ (Chortle). “A natural storyteller with razor-sharp punchlines” ★★★★ (The Skinny)
Bobby Mair
As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Live At the Comedy Store and Comedy Central's Roast Battle. "Bobby Mair is clearly a brilliant stand up. He's either going to be a huge international comedy star or the funniest homeless man ever." (Jimmy Carr)
Darren Harriott
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Hypothetical, 8 Out of 10 Cats & Would I Lie To You? “This very funny Brummie makes joke telling look simple" ★★★★ (The Times)
Michelle Shaughnessy
Brilliant Canadian comedian Michelle Shaughnessy’s debut album “You Know What You Did” hit number one on the iTunes comedy charts. As seen on Hulu, Prime and Netflix. “Smart, confident and effortlessly engaging” ★★★★ (Chortle). “A natural storyteller with razor-sharp punchlines” ★★★★ (The Skinny)
Bobby Mair
As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Live At the Comedy Store and Comedy Central's Roast Battle. "Bobby Mair is clearly a brilliant stand up. He's either going to be a huge international comedy star or the funniest homeless man ever." (Jimmy Carr)
Darren Harriott
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Hypothetical, 8 Out of 10 Cats & Would I Lie To You? “This very funny Brummie makes joke telling look simple" ★★★★ (The Times)
Michelle Shaughnessy
Brilliant Canadian comedian Michelle Shaughnessy’s debut album “You Know What You Did” hit number one on the iTunes comedy charts. As seen on Hulu, Prime and Netflix. “Smart, confident and effortlessly engaging” ★★★★ (Chortle). “A natural storyteller with razor-sharp punchlines” ★★★★ (The Skinny)
Bobby Mair
As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Live At the Comedy Store and Comedy Central's Roast Battle. "Bobby Mair is clearly a brilliant stand up. He's either going to be a huge international comedy star or the funniest homeless man ever." (Jimmy Carr)
Make this Valentine’s Day one to remember with The 99 Club.
Whether you choose our dinner & show package or a comedy-only night out, expect big laughs, brilliant performers and an unforgettable evening in the heart of London. Valentine’s shows are extremely popular and tickets are limited — book early to avoid missing out.