Valentine's Day
Choose the best this Valentine’s Day with The 99 Club – Winner of Best London Comedy Club for 10 years in a row at the Chortle Awards. Our Comedians have a terrific show for you in the heart of central London.
Valentine’s Day 2023
Covent Garden • Monday 14th February 2022 (8:00 and 8:30 show)
Celebrate Valentine’s Day in the heart of London with fantastic comedians as seen on Live at Apollo & Mock the Week
Comedy • 8:00pm or 8:30pm start • 2 hour show
We have fantastic shows for you in glamourous Leicester Square or romantic Covent Garden each with three top acts as seen on shows like Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week. Enjoy a wonderful night of laughter with your loved one in the centre of London.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Tom Lucy
As seen on ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Comedy Central's Standup Central and Comedy Central's Roast Battle.
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Alexander Bennett
"Fantastic... delightfully silly" Chortle "Warm, insane and very funny" The Guardian
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Harriet Kemsley
As seen on Live at The Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Bobby & Harriet Get Married, Comedy Central's Roast Battle, ITV's Standup Sketch Show
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Ivo Graham
As seen on Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo & Have I Got News For You
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Juliet Meyers
Credits include Mock The Week & Celebrity Deal or No Deal
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Helen Bauer
As seen on Live at the Apollo and The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV)
Tom Lucy
As seen on ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Comedy Central's Standup Central and Comedy Central's Roast Battle.
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Ivo Graham
As seen on Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo & Have I Got News For You
Ivo Graham
As seen on Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo & Have I Got News For You
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Mike Wilmot
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and appearances in ‘It’s all Gone Pete Tong’.
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Alexander Bennett
"Fantastic... delightfully silly" Chortle "Warm, insane and very funny" The Guardian
Tez Ilyas
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Live From The BBC & The Tez O'Clock Show (Channel 4)
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Jo Caulfield
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week & Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Jo Caulfield
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week & Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Ivo Graham
As seen on Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo & Have I Got News For You
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Harriet Kemsley
As seen on Live at The Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Bobby & Harriet Get Married, Comedy Central's Roast Battle, ITV's Standup Sketch Show
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Helen Bauer
As seen on Live at the Apollo and The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV)
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Alexander Bennett
"Fantastic... delightfully silly" Chortle "Warm, insane and very funny" The Guardian
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Tom Lucy
As seen on ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Comedy Central's Standup Central and Comedy Central's Roast Battle.
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical
Mike Wilmot
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and appearances in ‘It’s all Gone Pete Tong’.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Mike Wilmot
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and appearances in ‘It’s all Gone Pete Tong’.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Mike Wilmot
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Never Mind The Buzzcocks and appearances in ‘It’s all Gone Pete Tong’.
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Tez Ilyas
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Live From The BBC & The Tez O'Clock Show (Channel 4)
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Ivo Graham
As seen on Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo & Have I Got News For You
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Ivo Graham
As seen on Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo & Have I Got News For You
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Tez Ilyas
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Live From The BBC & The Tez O'Clock Show (Channel 4)
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Steve Williams
As seen on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Tonight at The Palladium & Russell Howard’s Good News.
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Alexander Bennett
"Fantastic... delightfully silly" Chortle "Warm, insane and very funny" The Guardian
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Maria Shehata
Top US comic as seen on Comedy Central's The Watch List & Showtime's Bridging the Gap & in the UK on BBC's Breaking the News.
Jo Caulfield
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week & Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
To Be Announced
Watch this space - exciting act to be announced soon!
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Jo Caulfield
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week & Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
To Be Announced
Watch this space - exciting act to be announced soon!
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Chris McCausland
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You & Would I Lie To You.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Chris McCausland
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You & Would I Lie To You.
Laura Lexx
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week "A bouncy, bubbly stand-up star" The Telegraph
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.