Valentine's Day
Choose the best this Valentine’s Day with The 99 Club – Winner of Best London Comedy Club for 10 years in a row at the Chortle Awards. Our Comedians have a terrific show for you in the heart of central London.
Valentine’s Day 2023
Covent Garden • Monday 14th February 2022 (8:00 and 8:30 show)
Celebrate Valentine’s Day in the heart of London with fantastic comedians as seen on Live at Apollo & Mock the Week
Comedy • 8:00pm or 8:30pm start • 2 hour show
We have fantastic shows for you in glamourous Leicester Square or romantic Covent Garden each with three top acts as seen on shows like Live at the Apollo & Mock the Week. Enjoy a wonderful night of laughter with your loved one in the centre of London.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Catherine Bohart
Credits include Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Roast Battle & 8 Out of 10 Cats
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Chris McCausland
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You & Would I Lie To You.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Chris McCausland
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You & Would I Lie To You.
Catherine Bohart
Credits include Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Roast Battle & 8 Out of 10 Cats
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Catherine Bohart
Credits include Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Roast Battle & 8 Out of 10 Cats
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Catherine Bohart
Credits include Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Roast Battle & 8 Out of 10 Cats
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Paul McCaffrey
Credits include Live at the Apollo, 8 out of 10 Cats, Impractical Jokers
Tom Lucy
As seen on ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Comedy Central's Standup Central and Comedy Central's Roast Battle.
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Sikisa
As seen on Live at The Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, ITV's Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club and Comedy Central
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Tez Ilyas
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Live From The BBC & The Tez O'Clock Show (Channel 4)
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Cally Beaton
As seen on 'Live at the Apollo', BBC2's 'QI', and Richard Osman's 'House of Games'.
Carly Smallman
As seen on the Rob Brydon Show. “Delightfully ebullient… funny, fresh and endlessly creative” – Time Out
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Paul McCaffrey
Credits include Live at the Apollo, 8 out of 10 Cats, Impractical Jokers
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Tez Ilyas
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Live From The BBC & The Tez O'Clock Show (Channel 4)
Tom Lucy
As seen on ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Comedy Central's Standup Central and Comedy Central's Roast Battle.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Sikisa
As seen on Live at The Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, ITV's Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club and Comedy Central
Catherine Bohart
Credits include Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Roast Battle & 8 Out of 10 Cats
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Stephen Bailey
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Would I Lie To You, The Apprentice: You're Fired & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
To Be Announced
Watch this space - exciting act to be announced soon!
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Sikisa
As seen on Live at The Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, ITV's Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club and Comedy Central
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Alun Cochrane
TV credits include Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Mock the Week, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and Channel 4’s 8 Out Of 10 Cats.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Cally Beaton
As seen on 'Live at the Apollo', BBC2's 'QI', and Richard Osman's 'House of Games'.
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Matt Green
Credits include: Fresh Meat (C4), Cuckoo (BBC3), Harry Hill's TV Burp (ITV) Garth Marenghi's Dark Place (Ch4), The News Quiz (Radio 4) & The Now Show (Radio 4)
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Sikisa
As seen on Live at The Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, ITV's Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club and Comedy Central
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Helen Bauer
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV) and Hypothetical
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Cally Beaton
As seen on 'Live at the Apollo', BBC2's 'QI', and Richard Osman's 'House of Games'.
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical.
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Juliet Meyers
Credits include Mock The Week & Celebrity Deal or No Deal
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Ahir Shah
TV credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Have I Got News For You, BBC Three's Live at the Electric & BBC2's Mash Report.
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical.
Darren Harriott
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Cally Beaton
As seen on 'Live at the Apollo', BBC2's 'QI', and Richard Osman's 'House of Games'.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Esther Manito
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical.
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Sikisa
As seen on Live at The Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, ITV's Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club and Comedy Central
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Tom Lucy
As seen on ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Comedy Central's Standup Central and Comedy Central's Roast Battle.
Catherine Bohart
Credits include Mock The Week, Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Roast Battle & 8 Out of 10 Cats
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Joe Bor
Credits include Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Alan Carr’s Chatty Man and Buzzfeed's Worth It UK.
Kae Kurd
Credits include Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Netflix's Death to 2020 & Death to 2021 and Richard Osman's House of Games.
Sarah Keyworth
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats & Comedy Central's Roast Battle.
Juliet Meyers
Credits include Mock The Week & Celebrity Deal or No Deal
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Slim
As seen on Live at the Apollo & Comedy Central and BBC Radio 1. "Profoundly funny" - The Guardian
Hal Cruttenden
As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Have I Got News For You, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow.
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Stephen Bailey
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Would I Lie To You, The Apprentice: You're Fired & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Nathan Caton
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week & Radio 4’s Can’t Tell Nathan Caton Nothing.
Helen Bauer
As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV) and Hypothetical
Stephen Bailey
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Would I Lie To You, The Apprentice: You're Fired & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Sara Barron
As seen on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You, Comedy Central's Roast Battle and The Guilty Feminist
Paul McCaffrey
Credits include Live at the Apollo, 8 out of 10 Cats, Impractical Jokers
Cally Beaton
As seen on 'Live at the Apollo', BBC2's 'QI', and Richard Osman's 'House of Games'.
Marlon Davis
As seen on Live at the Apollo, BBC2's Stephen K Amos Show, Pointless Celebrities & Paramount Comedy's Hoodies
Dane Baptiste
As seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central's Roast Battle
Nabil Abdulrashid
As seen on Live at the Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, Celebrity Masterchef and Richard Osman's House of Games
Michael Odewale
As seen on Mock the Week, Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club & Comedy Central's Stand Up Central