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Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden is one of the top stand up comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor. He has made several appearances on ‘Live at the Apollo’, ‘Have I Got News For You’ and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ as well as regular appearances on shows such as ‘Mock the Week’, ‘The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice’ and ‘The Apprentice: You’re Fired’.

AS SEEN ON

‘Would I Lie To You’, ‘Pointless Celebrities’, ‘The Weakest Link Celebrity Special’, ‘Richard Osman’s House of Games’, ‘The One Show’, ‘Celebrity Mastermind’, ’Let’s Dance For Comic Relief’, ‘Celebrity Chase’ and many more.

Upcoming shows featuring Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Tue 6 Jan
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£9.90

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Marlon Davis

As seen on Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Stand Up Central, Don't Hate the Playaz, Pointless Celebrities, Celebrity Eggheads & The Stand-up Sketch Show

Marlon Davis

Bobby Mair

As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Live At the Comedy Store and Comedy Central's Roast Battle. "Bobby Mair is clearly a brilliant stand up. He's either going to be a huge international comedy star or the funniest homeless man ever." (Jimmy Carr)

Bobby Mair
Jess Fostekew
Wed 7 Jan
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£9.90

Jessica Fostekew

As seen on Live at the Apollo, QI, and Richard Osman's House of Games and regular co-host of smash-hit podcast The Guilty Feminist. "A new fiercely funny strain of comedy that’s her own" (The Independent)

Finlay Christie

Award-winning comedian and the very definition of a rising star. As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central Live and soon to be on Have I Got News For You and Live at The Apollo! He has millions of views on his viral comedy videos on TikTok and Instagram. “Barely a single joke that wasn’t a fresh zinger” (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)

Finlay Christie

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Hal Cruttenden
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Wed 21 Jan
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£9.90

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Tiff Stevenson

As seen on Mock The Week, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, People Just Do Nothing and The Office

Tiff Stevenson

Peter Flanagan

Irish comic and writer based in London. His blend of sharp one-liners and hilarious storytelling have taken him to the top comedy clubs and festivals across the world. He's a columnist for the Irish Times and a regular on BBC radio and his Instagram reels regularly get millions of views. "Peter is a natural - definitely one to watch" (The Laughter Lounge)

Peter Flanagan
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Tue 24 Feb
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£9.90

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Finlay Christie

Award-winning comedian and the very definition of a rising star. As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central Live and soon to be on Have I Got News For You and Live at The Apollo! He has millions of views on his viral comedy videos on TikTok and Instagram. “Barely a single joke that wasn’t a fresh zinger” (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)

Finlay Christie

John Robertson

Multi award-winning high energy improvisational comedian and creator of the smash hit live show The Dark Room. "Not to be missed!" (The Guardian) "A splendid comedy beast" (The Scotsman)

John Robertson
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Wed 4 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£9.90

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Marlon Davis

As seen on Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Stand Up Central, Don't Hate the Playaz, Pointless Celebrities, Celebrity Eggheads & The Stand-up Sketch Show

Marlon Davis

Kate Lucas

Award winning musical comedian Kate Lucas is known for her razor sharp and deliciously dark songs. She combines catchy melodies with original lyrics to showcase her playfully bitter musings on life. "A true musical genius" (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine) "Wickedly naughty and deliciously dark" (Broadway Baby)

Kate Lucas
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Thu 5 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£15.40

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Sikisa

As seen on Live at The Apollo, ITV's Stand Up Sketch Show, ITV's Jonathan Ross' Comedy Club and Comedy Central

Sikisa

Katie Green

As seen on Comedy Central Live, HBO’s Women in Comedy Festival, LaughFest, and the Funny Women Fest. "a joyous, uplifting show delivered with confidence and a huge grin" ★★★★ (The Skinny) "Her energy is infectious and her timing excellent." ★★★★ (Ed Fringe Review)

Katie Green
Eshaan Akbar at Live at the Apollo
Fri 6 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£19.80

Eshaan Akbar

As seen and heard on Live At The Apollo, QI, Mock The Week & Sex Education, Spitting Image, Celebrity Mastermind, Just A Minute, The Now Show, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Comedy Central Live and The Last Leg. "A big talent in the making” ★★★★ (The Times) “A fine comic entertainer, an intelligent maker of points and a wealth of fascinating facts” ★★★★ (The Scotsman) “Genius stand-up comedy” (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Hal Cruttenden

Felicity Ward

Multi-award winning Australian stand-up comedian, comic performer, writer and actor. As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, Live at The BBC, Alan Davie's As Yet Untitled, Roast Battle and The John Bishop Show. "Joyfully funny... her originality and sheer inventiveness stay with you long after." ★★★★★ (Edinburgh Evening News) ★★★★★ (The List) ★★★★★ (The Mirror)

Felicity Ward
Thu 26 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£15.40

Michael Odewale

Multiple award-winning comedian and writer as seen on Live At The Apollo, Mock the Week, Friday Night Live and Live from The Moth Club.

Kemah Bob

As seen on QI, Meet The Richardsons , CelebAbility, Richard Osman’s House of Games, Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club, PLS Like, Guessable and The Stand Up Sketch Show

Kemah Bob

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Hal Cruttenden
Fri 27 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£19.80

Jeff Innocent

Multi award winning comedian - including British Comedian of the Year - as seen on The Stand Up Show and his hugely popular viral clips on social media.

Finlay Christie

Award-winning comedian and the very definition of a rising star. As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, The Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central Live and soon to be on Have I Got News For You and Live at The Apollo! He has millions of views on his viral comedy videos on TikTok and Instagram. “Barely a single joke that wasn’t a fresh zinger” (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)

Finlay Christie

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Hal Cruttenden

“Cruttenden’s delivery, though theatrical, seems effortless, playing cheekily with the audience as he weaves in and out of his arguments”

- Chortle

Videos of Hal Cruttenden

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