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Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden is one of the top stand up comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor. He has made several appearances on ‘Live at the Apollo’, ‘Have I Got News For You’ and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ as well as regular appearances on shows such as ‘Mock the Week’, ‘The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice’ and ‘The Apprentice: You’re Fired’.

AS SEEN ON

‘Would I Lie To You’, ‘Pointless Celebrities’, ‘The Weakest Link Celebrity Special’, ‘Richard Osman’s House of Games’, ‘The One Show’, ‘Celebrity Mastermind’, ’Let’s Dance For Comic Relief’, ‘Celebrity Chase’ and many more.

Upcoming shows featuring Hal Cruttenden

Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Tue 10 Feb
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£10.00

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Olga Koch

Award-winning Russian-born comedian and writer as seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, QI, Frankie Boyle’s New World Order, Late Night Mash, Richard Osman’s House of Games, Guessable and The Standup Sketch Show. "A comic in full control of her material" ★★★★ (The Guardian)

Olga Koch

Max Fulham

Brilliant comedian and ventriloquist, bringing a fresh and contemporary twist to a classic art. Millions of likes online, and TV appearances including Mel Giedroyc: Unforgivable, Crackerjack and Game of Talents. "Simply tremendous" (The Times)

Max Fulham
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Tue 24 Feb
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£10.00

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Finlay Christie

As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Have I Got News For You, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central Live. “A natural performer with huge presence and punchlines to match” ★★★★ (Chortle) "Barely a single joke that wasn’t a fresh zinger” ★★★★ (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)

Finlay Christie

Esther Manito

As seen on Live at the Apollo, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Hypothetical.

Esther Manito
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Wed 4 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£10.00

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Marlon Davis

As seen on Live at the Apollo, Comedy Central's Stand Up Central, Don't Hate the Playaz, Pointless Celebrities, Celebrity Eggheads & The Stand-up Sketch Show

Marlon Davis

Kate Lucas

Award winning musical comedian Kate Lucas is known for her razor sharp and deliciously dark songs. She combines catchy melodies with original lyrics to showcase her playfully bitter musings on life. "A true musical genius" (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine) "Wickedly naughty and deliciously dark" (Broadway Baby)

Kate Lucas
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Thu 5 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£15.00

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Sikisa

Live At The Apollo & The BBC New Comedy Awards, Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club, Sorry I didn’t Know, The Stand Up Sketch Show & Comedy Central Live “Charismatic, confident and utterly hilarious” ★★★★ (The Guardian).

Sikisa

Katie Green

As seen on Comedy Central Live, HBO’s Women in Comedy Festival, LaughFest, and the Funny Women Fest. "a joyous, uplifting show delivered with confidence and a huge grin" ★★★★ (The Skinny) "Her energy is infectious and her timing excellent." ★★★★ (Ed Fringe Review)

Katie Green
Fri 6 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£20.00

Kae Kurd

As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, Celebrity Masterchef, Richard Osman's House of Games and The Apprentice: You’re Fired.

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Hal Cruttenden

Matt Green

Online comedy star with millions of views for his comedy videos. As seen and heard on Late Night Mash, Doctor Who, Fresh Meat, Cuckoo, POV & Avoidance. "Really funny" (The Scotsman)

Matt Green
Thu 26 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£15.00

Michael Odewale

Multiple award-winning comedian and writer as seen on Live At The Apollo, QI, Mock the Week, Friday Night Live and Live from The Moth Club. “An exciting and distinctive new voice in British comedy” (The Guardian) “Smart, confident and packed with sharp observational humour”★★★★ (Chortle)

Kemah Bob

As seen on QI, Meet The Richardsons , CelebAbility, Richard Osman’s House of Games, Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club, PLS Like, Guessable and The Stand Up Sketch Show

Kemah Bob

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Hal Cruttenden
Fri 27 Mar
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£20.00

Finlay Christie

As seen on Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Have I Got News For You, The Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central Live. “A natural performer with huge presence and punchlines to match” ★★★★ (Chortle) "Barely a single joke that wasn’t a fresh zinger” ★★★★ (Edinburgh Festivals Magazine)

Jeff Innocent

Multi award winning comedian - including British Comedian of the Year - as seen on The Stand Up Show and his hugely popular viral clips on social media.

Jeff Innocent

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Hal Cruttenden
Hal Cruttenden at Live at the Apollo
Tue 14 Apr
20:30 - 22:30 • Leicester Square
£9.90

Hal Cruttenden

As seen on The Royal Variety Show, Mock The Week, Live At the Apollo and Have I Got News For You. "When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here." ★★★★ (The Times)

Rob Deering

One of most in-demand headliners in the country, Rob performs stand-up comedy with music, using a guitar, a loop pedal and his voice to create impressive rock and pop soundscapes – and do jokes, of course. He is a former BBC New Comedy Award finalist who regularly hosts The Comedy Club (BBC Radio 4 Extra). As seen on Pointless Celebrities (BBC One), Celebrity Eggheads (BBC Two) and Celebrity Mastermind (BBC One). "Ingenious and hilarious!" (The Guardian)

Rob Deering

Jack Barry

As seen on Feel Good (Netflix), The Russell Howard Hour (Sky), The Stand Up Sketch Show (ITV2), Starstruck (BBC), Cuckoo (BBC), Catastrophe (Channel 4) and The Duchess (Netflix) "The finest of British comedy...effortlessly endearing." ★★★★★ (EdFest Magazine) ★★★★ (The Sunday Times) "Surf on a sea of laughter" ★★★★ (The List)

Jack Barry

“Cruttenden’s delivery, though theatrical, seems effortless, playing cheekily with the audience as he weaves in and out of his arguments”

- Chortle

Videos of Hal Cruttenden

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